This Is My Half-Assed Costume T-Shirt

This Is My Half-Assed Costume T-Shirt

Honestly is the best policy. So instead of throwing together a last-minute Halloween costume for some party you got a last-minute invite to, just throw on this tee and you're good to go. No sweaty rubber masks, no impossible-to-remove face paint, no dumb full body getup that's impossible to go to the bathroom in, but you're still (sort of) in the Halloween spirit with little to no effort!